I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like Viagra spam.
I do not want to reach the peek
Of sexual highs within a week.
So would you, could you, should you please
Stop spamming me with remedies.
I do not trust Nigerian banks.
I do not want the millions thanks.
I do not want to ever supply
Bank details to any guy.
So would you, could you, I desire
Stop spamming me with funds to wire.
I do not understand Roulette
I do not wish to place a bet.
I do not want games to play
At Casinos far away.
So would you, could you, with respect
Stop spamming me with these requests.
I do not bank here and there.
I do not need to despair.
I do not fear a security blunder
I will not click the link here under.
So would you, could you, be so kind
Stop spamming me with this in mind.
I do not wish to buy a bride.
I do not want to be a bride.
I do not need a computer date
Or need to chat with girls til late.
So would you, could you, please I beg
Stop spamming me with your Jpegs.
I do not want to win a phone.
I do not need another loan.
I do not want a Gucci bag
Or anything with a copy tag.
So would you, could you, I insist
Stop spamming me your product list.
If I accept your kind invite
I’d be having sex all day and night
I’d be richer than Bill Gates
And meeting friends on cyber dates
I do not like green eggs and ham
I really hate this endless spam.
